Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Slomo the Everlasting Elephant attraction at park closing
Slomo the Everlasting Elephant
October 17, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing or wrist issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from December 8 until something like March 12.
- Within this attraction can be found the secret members-only Nightclub 86 breakfast nook -- the only place in the countryside where alcohol is forbidden.
- This attraction was originally fabricted for Disney Land Kentucky, but was moved here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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