Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Slomo the Everlasting Elephant attraction at park closing
Slomo the Everlasting Elephant
December 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're preternatural)
Climb aboard a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. No, suicide is not an option.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 70".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, undiagnosed relatives, or chin, kidney, familial, wrist, or leg issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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