Massive Menkenland Attraction Database
A forbidden view of Slomo the Everlasting Elephant when it's not bathed in children
Slomo the Everlasting Elephant
September 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If it's dark out, cast members may talk to people near you.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Annoyance may occur.
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