Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Slomo the Everlasting Elephant attraction at midday
Slomo the Everlasting Elephant
June 23, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Select your a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, excessive drooling, or chest, ankle, back, or leg issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experiment.
- No food or singing along allowed.
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