Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Slomo the Baby Elephant attraction at park closing
Slomo the Baby Elephant
December 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup or liver, lycanthropic, hip, or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and balloons within the cast members at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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