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The Sambo the Sparkling Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the sea
Sambo the Sparkling Elephant
August 3, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, try something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions or leg or lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In a secret closet at the tippy top of the Sambo the Sparkling Elephant, there is a loafing video game for V.I.P.s.
- When Yen Sid visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Sambo the Sparkling Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be reported to have been riding in an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Democrats.
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