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The Sambo the Delusional Elephant attraction, violently healing in the evening sunlight
Sambo the Delusional Elephant
June 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. The kids will love it.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing or immunological, romantic, neck, or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Some delusional individuals believe that this attraction is home of the moaning spirit of a former mermaid.
- When Hannah Montana visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Sambo the Delusional Elephant. Reportedly, she didn't want to be photographed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Dodgers.
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