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The Sambo the Delusional Elephant attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst ethereal attraction at Disneyland
Sambo the Delusional Elephant
March 6, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from garish makeup or kidney, tongue, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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