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The Rambo the Whiney Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary
Rambo the Whiney Elephant
September 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. For a real thrill, you can go up and down a little bit, too. Whee.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The letters in "Rambo the Whiney Elephant" can be scrambled to spell "Thbie Erwomln Ynaeehhapt."
- When Rabbit visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Rambo the Whiney Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be spotted associating with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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