Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A red view of Rambo the Whiney Elephant when it's hidden in darkness
Rambo the Whiney Elephant
August 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, try something soothing.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant grandparents may ride immediately after eating.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Mary Poppins originally intended for this attraction to display live joysticks.
- When Gaston visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Rambo the Whiney Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be reported to have been playing with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Nile.
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