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The Rambo the Snapping Elephant attraction, bravely burning in the afternoon sunlight
Rambo the Snapping Elephant
October 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 41 minutes in metric)
Get in a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. Then go on again and again until the kids stop screaming.
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Pregnant heroes should send their children on alone.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and dictionaries away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the top of the Rambo the Snapping Elephant, there is a mortal combat dojo for lost children.
- This attraction was originally constructed for Disneyland A Town, but was constructed here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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