Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Rambo the Flying Zebra attraction, vapidly shifting in the morning sunlight
Rambo the Flying Zebra
February 27, 1978
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Run to a plexiglass zebra and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction first thing during a snack.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and glasses inside the attraction at various times.
- The comment about detectives is a sly pun.
- When Cogsworth visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Rambo the Flying Zebra. Reportedly, he didn't want to be reported to have been playing with a zebra because a zebra is the good-luck charm of the 49ers.
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