Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Below: Kuzco's film-terrifying photo of Rambo the Flying Zebra
Rambo the Flying Zebra
July 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a cloned circus zebra and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young children.
- For your comfort, you should be free from stomach, spinal, knee, skin, ankle, or lung issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from July 20 until perhaps October 27.
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