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Pictured: The Rambo the Flying Whale attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rambo the Flying Whale
May 25, 2007
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Choose a a plexiglass whale and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Youngest guest must be at least 76" tall.
- Make sure to keep your head and opinions inside the other guests at significant times.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not malfunctioned since the land was built.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the attraction vehicle.
- When Captain Hook visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Rambo the Flying Whale. Supposedly, he didn't want to be seen associating with a whale because a whale is the good-luck charm of Brazil.
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