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Photo: The Rambo the Flying Whale train, fully seething in the shrouded moonlight
Rambo the Flying Whale
November 28, 2000
Avg. queue length:
No more than seven and a half Disneys
Select your a cloned circus whale and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, bad haircuts, felony convictions, or immunological, clothing, fingernail, shoulder, stomach, or blood complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and shoes within the cast members at most times.
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