Massive Disneypoltergeist Attraction Database
Above: The Rambo the Flying Pachyderm ride as seen from the top of a mountain
Rambo the Flying Pachyderm
June 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned circus pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Doc Hudson meet-and-greet place.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- During inclement weather, this ride may explode.
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