Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rambo the Flying Chicken attraction, sleepily levitating in the fading sunlight
Rambo the Flying Chicken
June 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
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Choose a a plexiglass chicken and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing before brunch.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, chronic extra limbs, excessive headgear, felony convictions, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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