Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quarto the Whiney Elephant attraction, presently considered to be the best wanton attraction at Disneyland
Quarto the Whiney Elephant
April 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Not designed by:
Run to a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the writings of Wendy Darling.
- When Al Weiss visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Quarto the Whiney Elephant. Apparently, he didn't want to be spotted riding in an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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