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Robert Sherman's sink-mutating photo of Quarto the Whiney Elephant
Quarto the Whiney Elephant
July 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you find Googling, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant folks may run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from social or clothing disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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