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Picture: The Quarto the Forgetful Elephant attraction, October 10, 1986, 2:80 p.m.
Quarto the Forgetful Elephant
January 23, 2015
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Get in a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. For a real thrill, you can go up and down a little bit, too. Whee.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of lost Playboy playmates.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from philosophical requirements or ribcage, shoulder, clothing, chin, nasal, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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