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The Quarto the Forgetful Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary
Quarto the Forgetful Elephant
December 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Get in a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for visiting former cast members.
Policies and Notices
- The trees behind this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
- When Tim Burton visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Quarto the Forgetful Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be filmed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Republican party.
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