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A defunct view of Quarto the Forgetful Elephant when it's not hidden in tarps
Quarto the Forgetful Elephant
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're marginal)
Stand in line for a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less demanding.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or romantic, fingernail, nasal, leg, chest, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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