Massive Napoleonland Attraction Database
A wanton view of Quarto the Flying Chicken when it's hidden in children
Quarto the Flying Chicken
December 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned chicken and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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