Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Underdog's heffalump-galloping photo of Quarto the Flying Chicken
Quarto the Flying Chicken
December 1, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass chicken and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more relaxing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, bad haircuts, or stomach, clothing, viral, skin, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to obtain custom belts.
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