Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Quarto the Flying Chicken attraction, shyly jumping in the morning sunlight
Quarto the Flying Chicken
May 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter thumbs up
Select your a cloned circus chicken and ride around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- This is the only remaining attraction in this location near which a reference to Kuzco can be experienced.
- When Christina Aguilera visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Quarto the Flying Chicken. Apparently, he didn't want to be reported to have been playing with a chicken because a chicken is the mascot of the 49ers.
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