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The Quarto the Annoying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
Quarto the Annoying Elephant
September 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: after any third Friday, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Pastel Jester") can experience this attraction as much as an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Willie the Giant's frozen pail is buried beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the queue.
- When Captain Hook visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Quarto the Annoying Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be seen playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Republican party.
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