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The Pumbo the Flying Mouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Pumbo the Flying Mouse
May 21, 2007
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Choose a a cloned circus mouse and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or troubled adult.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision pants.
- Hercules originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live orbiters.
- This attraction was originally planned for Holland Disneyland, but was moved here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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