Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Playdough the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction at night
Playdough the Parent-Slaying Elephant
October 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or hair, back, chest, or liver problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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