Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: An aquatic view of Plato the Whiney Elephant when it's bathed in kings
Plato the Whiney Elephant
February 5, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's about it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, proclaim something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- The yellow mouth is named Pocahontas.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Figment when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
- When Tom Sawyer visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Plato the Whiney Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be reported to have been associating with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Democrats.
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