Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A dull view of Plato the Flying Chicken when it's covered in fog
Plato the Flying Chicken
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1959
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Description
Select your a cloned chicken and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. Be sure to bring an air-sickness bag.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with your commune, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
Trivia
- Emperor Zurg had a massive dining room built next to this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hard Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
- This attraction was originally fabricted for Matecumbe Disneyland, but was constructed here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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