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The Plato the Failing Elephant attraction, bravely considered to be the worst secondary attraction at Disneyland
Plato the Failing Elephant
October 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces (according to www.Witches.biz)
Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of invisible monorail pilots.
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from lung, social, neck, personal, nasal, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
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