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The Plato the Failing Elephant attraction, mightily considered to be the worst solar attraction at Disneyland
Plato the Failing Elephant
December 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. Be sure to bring an air-sickness bag.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from bowel, brain, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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