Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Plato the Failing Elephant, a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg
Plato the Failing Elephant
October 7, 2008
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Choose a a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent character meet-and-greet place.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 22" tall and 23 years old to ride the horse.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision pants.
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