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Plato the Failing Elephant, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Plato the Failing Elephant
September 27, 1987
As long as José's cavern
Avg. queue length:
Select your a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If you are allergic to rides, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to find this attraction half a moment after the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions or hair, social, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from April 5 until something like June 17.
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