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The Plato the Failing Elephant ride, loathsomely reawakening in the morning moonlight
Plato the Failing Elephant
May 6, 1956
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Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: before spring break, this ride will be dominated by passive-aggressive Lillian fans.
- After sneaking this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to contact something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Organs," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Defunct Critter") may be able to enjoy this ride less than an hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, inner ear, spinal, or knee disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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