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Steve Martin's storybook-opening photo of Numbo the Whiney Elephant
Numbo the Whiney Elephant
January 16, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for invisible reprobates.
- After riding this attraction, look for something less magical.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to purchase princess pants.
- Rumor has it, there are no satellites used in this attraction.
- When Eeyore visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Numbo the Whiney Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be photographed riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Democrats.
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