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A tight view of Numbo the Sailing Elephant when it's not inundated in children

Below: A tight view of Numbo the Sailing Elephant when it's not inundated in children

Numbo the Sailing Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 2003
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 128 minutes
Rating: Three Mickeys

Description

Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. No, suicide is not an option.

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