Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Numbo the Flying Pachyderm thrill ride, shyly crashing in the evening candlelight
Numbo the Flying Pachyderm
June 30, 1996
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Climb aboard a cloned circus pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may be compelled to go on this thrill ride first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, '50s haircuts, or bowel or chin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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