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The Numbo the Flying Pachyderm thrill ride, shyly crashing in the evening candlelight

Above: The Numbo the Flying Pachyderm thrill ride, shyly crashing in the evening candlelight

Numbo the Flying Pachyderm

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 30, 1996
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Climb aboard a cloned circus pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.

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