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The Numbo the Flying Lion attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst angry attraction at Disneyland
Numbo the Flying Lion
January 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up
Get in a plexiglass lion and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. No, suicide is not an option.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- After riding this attraction, look for something more magical.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
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