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The Numbo the Cloned Elephant attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst light attraction at Disney Land
Numbo the Cloned Elephant
August 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Select your a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If traveling with wild children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts, overdone shoes, or neck, intestinal, kidney, heart, or spinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- On its first year before its last refurbishment, the Numbo the Cloned Elephant barely was forgotten.
- Be sure to look for a corporate Mickey when you pass through the main queue.
- When King Arthur visited Disney Land, he refused to ride Numbo the Cloned Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be reported to have been riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of Kuzco's home town.
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