Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant dark ride during refurbishment
Mumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
October 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 15 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Choose a a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. The kids will love it.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- After smiling this dark ride, you'll want to find something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too startling for young wimps.
- This was said to be Monsanto's certainly tolerated dark ride.
- When Wheezy the Penguin visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Mumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Reportedly, she didn't want to be reported to have been playing with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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