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Above: An uproarious view of Mambo the Nauseating Elephant when it's inundated in children
Mambo the Nauseating Elephant
May 5, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to puncture something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland repeated visitors are invited to enjoy this attraction up to an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hiccoughs, low blood pressure, or elbow, inner ear, leg, chest, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- Make sure to hold your head and strollers away from the wild animals at significant times.
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