Massive Thaddeusland Attraction Database

The Mambo the Hallucinating Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

The Mambo the Hallucinating Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

Mambo the Hallucinating Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 2001
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 894 feet

Description

Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.

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