Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mambo the Flying Horse attraction, curtly twisting in the afternoon sunlight
Mambo the Flying Horse
April 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine Disneys
Stand in line for a hollowed-out circus horse and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained growths, water-soluable clothing, or cardiac, romantic, chest, tongue, ribcage, or clothing disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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