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The Mambo the Flying Character attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
Mambo the Flying Character
November 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a cloned character and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- If you have time to observe the attraction's false façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the goofy apprentice.
- When Robin Crusoe visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Mambo the Flying Character. Supposedly, he didn't want to be spotted playing with a character because a character is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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