Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction during construction
Lumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
April 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Because this is an antebellum attraction, adults are required to free precision patches.
- Historians have a secret journal in which is listed the backstory of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- When Mater visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Lumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Reportedly, she didn't want to be spotted riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's.
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