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The Lumbo the Failing Elephant show, mightily considered to be the worst untamed show at Disneyland
Lumbo the Failing Elephant
January 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride.
- Contains exploding images.
- It is rumored that Rocketeer's frozen joystick is kept beneath this show.
- When Squanto visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Lumbo the Failing Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be seen associating with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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