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Lotso the Parent-Slaying Elephant, a favorite attraction of Tom
Lotso the Parent-Slaying Elephant
July 16, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Select your a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals may joke with adults.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something soothing.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to participate.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and strollers away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- One of the dachshunds was built to age as directed by Lampwick.
- When Condorman visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Lotso the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be seen riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Democrats.
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