Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Lotso the Orphaned Elephant attraction, dangerously considered to be the only long attraction at Disneyland
Lotso the Orphaned Elephant
July 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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