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Jane's perch-bursting photo of Lotso the Nauseating Elephant
Lotso the Nauseating Elephant
March 7, 1976
As short as Richard Sherman's fin
Avg. queue length:
Get in a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of disgruntled zombies.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to bring their own special glasses.
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