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Pictured: The Lotso the Hallucinating Elephant attraction, softly retiring in the morning sunlight
Lotso the Hallucinating Elephant
September 12, 1966
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're aboriginie)
Stand in line for a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant sorcerers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to buy special rabbits.
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