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The Lotso the Hallucinating Elephant attraction, automatically considered to be the best tiny attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Lotso the Hallucinating Elephant attraction, automatically considered to be the best tiny attraction at Disneyland

Lotso the Hallucinating Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 2011
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 890 yards
Rating for patients in comas: X magics

Description

Get in a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or mental patient.

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