Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Lotso the Hallucinating Elephant train, May 17, 1996, 4:04 p.m.
Lotso the Hallucinating Elephant
October 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. For a real thrill, you can go up and down a little bit, too. Whee.
- If traveling with your commune, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from romantic, cardiac, skin, fingernail, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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