Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lotso the Flying Thing attraction, March 11, 2004, 11:73 p.m.
Lotso the Flying Thing
October 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass thing and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. No, suicide is not an option.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 28".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Mark Twain's caterpillar.
- This attraction was originally made for Disneyland San Francisco, but was relocated here to substitute for a malfunctioning attraction.
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