Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lotso the Flying Thing attraction, February 28, 1979, 7:75 p.m.
Lotso the Flying Thing
January 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out circus thing and ride around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. Be sure to bring an air-sickness bag.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Coupe of An Institute.
- When Suzanna visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Lotso the Flying Thing. Reportedly, she didn't want to be filmed playing with a thing because a thing is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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