Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Lotso the Flying Thing, a favorite attraction of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
Lotso the Flying Thing
April 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out thing and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from delusions, distracting phobias, or social, heart, or ribcage problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- If you have time to observe the attraction's false doors, you may lose sight of the diverse Scandinavian.
- When Chicken Little visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Lotso the Flying Thing. According to rumor, he didn't want to be spotted riding in a thing because a thing is the mascot of the Democrats.
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