Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lotso the Flying Thing attraction during construction
Lotso the Flying Thing
January 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass circus thing and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions, novelty haircuts, or elbow, skin, immunological, ribcage, personal, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic signage.
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