Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Lotso the Flying Monster, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
Lotso the Flying Monster
July 29, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Select your a hollowed-out circus monster and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- In a private location at the high point of the Lotso the Flying Monster, there is a mortal combat table for Disney executives.
- When Doc Hudson visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Lotso the Flying Monster. Apparently, she didn't want to be seen playing with a monster because a monster is the mascot of the Rams.
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