Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Lotso the Flying Kid attraction during repairs
Lotso the Flying Kid
September 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass kid and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Then go on again and again until the kids are too old to care.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25 volts.
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Practical Pig had an undead office planned for the space next to this attraction.
- This attraction was originally constructed for The Grand Californian Disneyland, but was relocated here to augment a malfunctioning attraction.
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