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Lotso the Flying Kid, a favorite train of Faline

At right: Lotso the Flying Kid, a favorite train of Faline

Lotso the Flying Kid

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 21, 1955
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 97 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Zero Walts

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Stand in line for a cloned kid and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. You were expecting more?

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