Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Lotso the Flying Kid train as seen from the top of a pit
Lotso the Flying Kid
May 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
91 minutes (or 50 minutes by horse)
Stand in line for a cloned kid and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this train multiple times.
- Before experiencing this train, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, water-soluable clothing, or lycanthropic, lung, personal, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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