Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Lotso the Delusional Elephant attraction, neatly considered to be the best slow attraction at DisneyLand
Lotso the Delusional Elephant
November 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. You were expecting more?
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by dancing pin traders.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from familial, romantic, finger, immunological, attention-span, or clothing issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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