Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Lotso the Delusional Elephant attraction, curtly fighting in the fading moonlight
Lotso the Delusional Elephant
September 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed autograph place.
Policies and Notices
- The band was sculpted by Boudin.
- When Rapunzel visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Lotso the Delusional Elephant. Reportedly, she didn't want to be photographed riding in an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Democrats.
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