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The Lotso the Delusional Elephant attraction, September 6, 2001, 4:40 a.m.

The Lotso the Delusional Elephant attraction, September 6, 2001, 4:40 a.m.

Lotso the Delusional Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 2010
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Ten dollars

Description

Climb aboard a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.

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