Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lotso the Delusional Elephant attraction during construction
Lotso the Delusional Elephant
February 28, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Select your a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- After stunning this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less magical.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to water safety pants.
- Bloggers have written a historic book in which is written the names of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- This attraction was originally fabricted for Disneyland Narnia, but was relocated here to substitute for a malfunctioning attraction.
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