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The Jumbo the Time-Eating Elephant attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jumbo the Time-Eating Elephant
April 12, 2002
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Choose a a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
- When Cubby O'Brien visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Jumbo the Time-Eating Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be filmed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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