Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A small view of Jumbo the Orphaned Elephant when it's covered in darkness
Jumbo the Orphaned Elephant
September 10, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or elbow, intestinal, liver, spinal, personal, or stomach issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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