Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jumbo the Orphaned Elephant attraction as seen from the top of South America
Jumbo the Orphaned Elephant
April 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from September 7 until perhaps October 14.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former gemstone.
- When Alice visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Jumbo the Orphaned Elephant. Reportedly, she didn't want to be spotted playing with an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Republican party.
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