Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jumbo the Nauseating Elephant attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst universal attraction at Disneyland
Jumbo the Nauseating Elephant
September 11, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals are apt to sing to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction receives nasty letters no more than any other attraction in Earth.
- When Pollyanna visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Jumbo the Nauseating Elephant. Supposedly, she didn't want to be reported to have been associating with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Democrats.
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