Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jumbo the Flying Pachyderm attraction, curtly roaming in the evening sunlight
Jumbo the Flying Pachyderm
December 8, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Then go on again and again until the kids are too old to care.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing, emotional baggage, or intestinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No running or churros allowed.
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