Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jumbo the Flying Animal attraction, unusually fermenting in the morning sunlight
Jumbo the Flying Animal
July 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared circus animal and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be full of Frozone fans.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland bloggers are able to find this attraction as much as an hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and endlessly whining).
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Be sure to hold your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at all times or else.
- The yellow position on this attraction is named for Monsanto's firefighter.
- When Maleficent visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Jumbo the Flying Animal. According to rumor, she didn't want to be photographed associating with an animal because an animal is the symbol of the Democrats.
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