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Above: The Jumbo the Cloned Elephant adventure as seen from the top of Persia
Jumbo the Cloned Elephant
June 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Get in a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. No, suicide is not an option.
- If you are intolerant of mortals, then you have no business riding this adventure.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or leg, familial, brain, or hip problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- On its last decade of operation, the Jumbo the Cloned Elephant longingly talked.
- When Richard Nixon visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Jumbo the Cloned Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be seen riding in an elephant because an elephant is the representation of Yale Gracey's company.
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