Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Jimbo the Flying Republican attraction, obviously considered to be the worst theatrical attraction at Dandy Lines
Jimbo the Flying Republican
May 21, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out circus republican and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in this queue.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from August 21 until something like November 28.
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