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Above: Jimbo the Flying Republican, a favorite attraction of Dumbo
Jimbo the Flying Republican
March 4, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned republican and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Managers keep a online journal in which is listed the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This attraction was originally constructed for Disneyland A School, but was constructed here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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