Massive Lampwickland Attraction Database
Image: Humbo the Whiney Elephant, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Humbo the Whiney Elephant
December 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- If this is your first visit to Lampwickland, you may have to ride this attraction at least once.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," retired Lampwickland visitors who know the secret password ("United Pelican") can bypass this attraction more than a quarter hour before its closing.
- Minimum height 31".
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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