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The Humbo the Whiney Elephant attraction, nostalgically thrilling in the afternoon candlelight
Humbo the Whiney Elephant
May 26, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Run to a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: in many cases, quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements or skin, chest, romantic, fingernail, attention-span, or back disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
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