Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Humbo the Flying Pachyderm, a favorite attraction of Romeo
Humbo the Flying Pachyderm
June 16, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Get in a plexiglass pachyderm and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. No, suicide is not an option.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is home of the disturbed spirit of a former orange tree.
- When Art Linkletter visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Humbo the Flying Pachyderm. Reportedly, he didn't want to be reported to have been riding in a pachyderm because a pachyderm is the mascot of the Democrats.
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