Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, March 1, 1988, 8:26 p.m.
Hando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
January 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Because it is so universal, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Before hanging this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
- You must be at least as big as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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