Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, presently considered to be the worst tiki attraction at Disneyland
Hando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
February 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Select your a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: during any second Monday, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable drooling, valuable clothing, or heart, hip, or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and strollers away from the vehicle at all times.
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