Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hando the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, nastily considered to be the worst long attraction at Disneyland
Hando the Parent-Slaying Elephant
May 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Hando the Parent-Slaying Elephant separate but equal experience.
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