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The Hando the Hallucinating Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its formal anniversary
Hando the Hallucinating Elephant
November 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of three mouse ears
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive headgear or kidney, elbow, clothing, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The ugly boy is named Esmeralda.
- When Beauty visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Hando the Hallucinating Elephant. Supposedly, she didn't want to be seen playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Democrats.
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